On the 12th day of Christmas my truelove gave to me:
Twelve Bud Light Bottles
Eleven Divers Diving
Ten Conch Horns Sounding
Nine Topless Tanners
Eight Margaritas
Seven Swimmers Swimming
Six Spiny Lobsters
F I V E DAYS OFF WORK . . .
Four Flopping Fish
Three French Wines
Two Sunny Days
And a Floater in a Rum Punch
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
